Who knew living on one's own was so expensive. My goodness I eat too much. I think I need to go on a diet just so that I can have money to live on. Sigh.... Oh well, I suppose this is a good life lesson to learn, and I'm sure I can find things to do for free, or at least cheaply. If anything, I'll have to start mooching off the friends more:) Make them feed me. They are all excellent cooks so I don't think that should be too hard. I guess I just never planned out all the proper expenses. But they say you should be poor in your twenties. Makes you appreciate things later on in life. I'm sure no one says that, but I'm going to make it my mantra just to make me feel better. At least I'm short, so I only need one or two drinks before I need to stop...a cheap date!
I've been trying to cut down on my carbon footprints as well as just behave better with the environment. I'm hoping this might save me some money. It amazes me how much my tiny little car eats gas. I've determined that there shall be no driving on the weekends unless absolutely neccessary. I have enough buses, trains, and subways around to ensure that I don't need to drive. It's cheaper anyway, especially with gas being so pricey. Plus I do have two perfectly good legs as well as a bike--and about thirty pounds to lose. I've also been turning off my lights and cutting down on my electricity use. If I'm not there, it doesn't need to be on, even with the sweltering heat. It's nicer outside anyway, plus I'm going to spend six months inside during the horrible, disgusting time of the year known as winter. I might as well enjoy the great outdoors and save a bit of coal and nuclear power. I feel sorry for Europe right now where the air conditioner is not the norm. My mom's house has central air, work has central air, school has central air. I can always find somewhere to go where I won't melt.
Saturday, July 28, 2007
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Damn it's hot up in here
My apartment is suffering from its own heat wave tonight. Sadly, the hike in electricty rates has sent me into full panic mood. I can no longer leave lights on with the same enthusiasm as I had before. I suppose my new turn off the switch policy is helping the environment. If anything, it's turning me into a cat like creature. My eyes will be glowing soon. The lack of air will probably result in some lizard like qualities known to lizards who reside in the deserts of New Mexico...witness an evolutionary change before your eyes, except you won't really be able to see it b/c I'll have the lights turned off.
I went grocery shopping today. I still can't figure out how Americans got so fat. Food is expensive, yet the grocery store is a happening place. I liken it to the taste of Chicago, packed with throngs of people. I had to call my grandma to figure out what type of chicken one purchases. I've decided to make an attempt to cook myself meals. We shall see how long this plan lasts. I haven't starved yet, although judging by my current waist line, I could do with a little starvation.
Well I suppose it is time to start the my homework. Bah! Research sucks when you have a neck and headache. Alas it is time to google away.
I went grocery shopping today. I still can't figure out how Americans got so fat. Food is expensive, yet the grocery store is a happening place. I liken it to the taste of Chicago, packed with throngs of people. I had to call my grandma to figure out what type of chicken one purchases. I've decided to make an attempt to cook myself meals. We shall see how long this plan lasts. I haven't starved yet, although judging by my current waist line, I could do with a little starvation.
Well I suppose it is time to start the my homework. Bah! Research sucks when you have a neck and headache. Alas it is time to google away.
Sunday, July 15, 2007
Cleaning sucks but I hate it when its dirty...
So I'm putting forth an effort in this whole adult thing and it is way more annoying than I thought. I'm a bit hungover today and the apt is dirty:( I hate it. I can't stand that things do not have their propper places. The only thing that stopped me from paying a visit to Ikea was the constant grumbling of my belly. Sometimes I really just need to say no to vodka tonics! But, what's done is done and I'm left with dirty dishes. Sigh... And grocery shopping! I don't know what I want to eat. My grandmother always seemed so flawless and smooth in her daily dish washing and meal planning. I, apparently, do not have her natural talents of 1950s wifehood. What is a 21st century girl to do, other than roll up the sleves and dig out the swiffer! I've decided I need to get a cookbook too. Maybe I'll check out some from the library. Somehow I don't think I can fully survive on couscous, feta cheese, and canned tomatoes. Off to the grocery story I go!
Sunday, July 8, 2007
hot and gross oh my
Okay so I think I just might be moved in now. Boxes are scattered all over the place and I don't think my back will ever be the same...but what a relief. All the anticipation, all the drama...but I am finally in my own apartment. My very own, first apartment all to myself. My dad and step-mom have visited. There assessment is that it is small but cute. Well I figured a fifteen bedroom mansion would be a bit much for one person, not to mention extraordinarily out of the budget! But alas, here I am in my very sticky, very hot apartment. Did I forget to mention that I decided to move in on the hottest day of the summer so far. I don't think I could take enough showers to keep me cool. I would basically have to sit in there all day and night.
It is still a rather surreal feeling to be actually out of my house. I haven't quite figured out what I should do with myself. Life on the "outside" is a completely new experience. Grad school, real job, real apartment...whoa! Hello adulthood. I feel old. I guess it will just take some getting used to and a lot of calls to friends to come keep me company. But alas, grocery shopping awaits (blech!) and my hungry stomach is pleading with me to not forget that most important part of being a big girl:) Maybe, all this cooking and less eating out will help with me being not so much of a big girl in the waist line area. We shall see.
It is still a rather surreal feeling to be actually out of my house. I haven't quite figured out what I should do with myself. Life on the "outside" is a completely new experience. Grad school, real job, real apartment...whoa! Hello adulthood. I feel old. I guess it will just take some getting used to and a lot of calls to friends to come keep me company. But alas, grocery shopping awaits (blech!) and my hungry stomach is pleading with me to not forget that most important part of being a big girl:) Maybe, all this cooking and less eating out will help with me being not so much of a big girl in the waist line area. We shall see.
Thursday, July 5, 2007
Growing pains
Apparently I am soon to be a big girl. If all goes well tomorrow, I will write a check and be handed a set of keys to my new apartment. I am, of course, very excited. However, I am still somewhat apprehensive. It is a big step in one's life. I wonder what I'm like when I'm all by myself. I suppose I have 365 days now to find out. I went grocery shopping today and let me say I have much more respect for the amount of money my mom hands over each week to feed me. Food is ridiculous. How do people eat? How have we gotten so fat? I don't think I bought a single item that didn't cost at least 2 or 3 dollars. Hella ridiculous!
Speaking of fat, OMG! My stomach is seriously about to enter a new zipcode. I'm not quite sure what more I can do aside from bitch and moan like I am doing right now. That seems to work the least. My exercising has pretty much ceased, mostly b/c I'm so busy packing and doing everything else. Sigh....oh well. I'm getting sleepy....probably ate too much.
Speaking of fat, OMG! My stomach is seriously about to enter a new zipcode. I'm not quite sure what more I can do aside from bitch and moan like I am doing right now. That seems to work the least. My exercising has pretty much ceased, mostly b/c I'm so busy packing and doing everything else. Sigh....oh well. I'm getting sleepy....probably ate too much.
Thursday, March 8, 2007
Wednesday, March 7
The front page of the New York Times--Captain America is dead. The Marvel comic superhero has been killed off by the comic book's creators. There has been a civil war going on in Marvel comic world. Captain America, choosing to take his fight to the courts, was shot dead on the steps of a court house. Super powers save lives, civil courts take them.
Another hurdle and hoop--House dems plan to bring a bill to the floor to overturn Bush archive directive next week. In another attempt to block information that is rightfully the publics, president Bush issued a executive order that severly restricted access to presidential papers. The 2001 order has created a backlog of orders with some researchers waiting over 5 years for information that should have taken a few months. Presidential correspondance and papers often paint a more realistic and truthful (and at times embarrassing) view of presidents and their policies. If President Bush is worried that his papers will embarrass him in public, he needs only to open his mouth at a press conference. He does a fine job on his own.
And will they listen--King Abdullah of Jordan addressed Congress today calling for a greater push towards solving the Palestinian/Israeli conflict. Recalling the 2002 Saudi Arabia plan that called for, among other things, recognition of Israel in return for a viable Palestinian state, King Abdullah said that making this peace happen was far more important than Iraq in securing lasting peace in the region and the world. Is that Dick Cheney sleeping in the background or did he finally have a fatal heart attack? Good points falling sadly on deaf ears.
How many news you can use will it take to reach the sun--How many emails have you sent today? How many podcasts, mp3s etc... have you downloaded? According to a new study by tech research firm IDC, we have managed to produce enough digital info to reach the sun--12 book stacks that each reach from the earth to the sun, or 3 million times all of the information ever written down in every book ever published. Incredibly daunting but so believable, just ask the 162 emails I just deleted.
Evening NYT headlines: Pardon Libby? The ongoing political scandal continues. I'm sure there is some innocent man on deathrow who is in much more need of that pardon than a liar. But our Pres would probably much rather bring out old sparky than watch a friend go to jail. AP: Pentagon sends more troops to Baghdad. At least my bro gets to come home soon! Two more weeks! AP: Georgia truck driver claims half of 350 mil mega millions and I still get to keep my dollar for next Wednesday breakfast burrito.
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Another hurdle and hoop--House dems plan to bring a bill to the floor to overturn Bush archive directive next week. In another attempt to block information that is rightfully the publics, president Bush issued a executive order that severly restricted access to presidential papers. The 2001 order has created a backlog of orders with some researchers waiting over 5 years for information that should have taken a few months. Presidential correspondance and papers often paint a more realistic and truthful (and at times embarrassing) view of presidents and their policies. If President Bush is worried that his papers will embarrass him in public, he needs only to open his mouth at a press conference. He does a fine job on his own.
And will they listen--King Abdullah of Jordan addressed Congress today calling for a greater push towards solving the Palestinian/Israeli conflict. Recalling the 2002 Saudi Arabia plan that called for, among other things, recognition of Israel in return for a viable Palestinian state, King Abdullah said that making this peace happen was far more important than Iraq in securing lasting peace in the region and the world. Is that Dick Cheney sleeping in the background or did he finally have a fatal heart attack? Good points falling sadly on deaf ears.
How many news you can use will it take to reach the sun--How many emails have you sent today? How many podcasts, mp3s etc... have you downloaded? According to a new study by tech research firm IDC, we have managed to produce enough digital info to reach the sun--12 book stacks that each reach from the earth to the sun, or 3 million times all of the information ever written down in every book ever published. Incredibly daunting but so believable, just ask the 162 emails I just deleted.
Evening NYT headlines: Pardon Libby? The ongoing political scandal continues. I'm sure there is some innocent man on deathrow who is in much more need of that pardon than a liar. But our Pres would probably much rather bring out old sparky than watch a friend go to jail. AP: Pentagon sends more troops to Baghdad. At least my bro gets to come home soon! Two more weeks! AP: Georgia truck driver claims half of 350 mil mega millions and I still get to keep my dollar for next Wednesday breakfast burrito.
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Tuesday, March 6
Happy Birthday/Anniversary Ghana—A shout out to former British Colony Ghana . The African nation celebrates 50 years of Independence today. Large celebrations are planned throughout the country. Ghana is often held up as one of Africa ’s success stories. Like all nations, it’s got some room for improvement.
Would he guest edit news you can use?—Humanitarian, AIDS activist, and U2 front man Bono will serve as guest editor of Vanity Fair for the magazine’s Africa issue. I didn’t know Vanity Fair had an Africa issue, but it will in July. As the magazine’s target audience is usually upper class wealthy people, Bono hopes his issue will make Africa attractive for charitable contributions from the lazy and wealthy—a noble and very daunting task. I wish him luck. I wonder if sister magazine Vogue will run something too. With all their models their topic could be world hunger.
If you are a politician, binoculars are a no no—President Bush was a victim. Israeli PM Aerial Sharon was a victim. And now, Israeli defense minister Amir Peretz is a victim. What are these three men victims of? Not some deadly disease (I won’t comment), but of looking through binoculars with the lens cap on. Ah yes, one of the ultimate political faux pas, and there is always a photographer, conveniently with his lens cap off, waiting to snap a picture at the politicians expense. Mr. Peretz is currently in trouble for his failed Lebanon war, he probably meant to bomb Syria but his compass wouldn’t stop spinning. (story idea courtesy of Emily.)
Don’t give the media a reason--Louis “Scooter” Libby has been found guilty of obstruction of justice, perjury before a grand jury, and lying to the FBI for his role in the release of a CIA operatives name to the media. Libby is Vice President Dick Cheney’s former Chief of Staff. He resigned during the scandal. Libby now faces possible jail time for these offenses.
Iraq refugee update—As you all know, I have been keeping you informed on the appalling plight of Iraqi refugees. Here is an update. The UK has so far taken in 7 Iraqi refugees while the US has taken in 466. Jordan has 7000. Syria has 850,000. Iraq itself has 750,000 displaced people within its borders. The US , to make matters just a bit more difficult, has decided that earlier passports given after the Saddam regime fell are no longer valid. People stuck in Syria , Jordan , Iran etc... with these passports must now travel an almost impossible road back to Baghdad , which has bombings daily, to get the appropriate passports. The current Iraqi refugee crisis is the largest in the region since 1948 Palestinian and Israeli mass movement. As one humanitarian pointed out, the more desperate the person, the more likely they will be shooting at you for food and security instead of farming and working (Worldview, www.wbez.com, 3/6/07, this is tonight’s homework assignment kiddies)
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Would he guest edit news you can use?—Humanitarian, AIDS activist, and U2 front man Bono will serve as guest editor of Vanity Fair for the magazine’s Africa issue. I didn’t know Vanity Fair had an Africa issue, but it will in July. As the magazine’s target audience is usually upper class wealthy people, Bono hopes his issue will make Africa attractive for charitable contributions from the lazy and wealthy—a noble and very daunting task. I wish him luck. I wonder if sister magazine Vogue will run something too. With all their models their topic could be world hunger.
If you are a politician, binoculars are a no no—President Bush was a victim. Israeli PM Aerial Sharon was a victim. And now, Israeli defense minister Amir Peretz is a victim. What are these three men victims of? Not some deadly disease (I won’t comment), but of looking through binoculars with the lens cap on. Ah yes, one of the ultimate political faux pas, and there is always a photographer, conveniently with his lens cap off, waiting to snap a picture at the politicians expense. Mr. Peretz is currently in trouble for his failed Lebanon war, he probably meant to bomb Syria but his compass wouldn’t stop spinning. (story idea courtesy of Emily.)
Don’t give the media a reason--Louis “Scooter” Libby has been found guilty of obstruction of justice, perjury before a grand jury, and lying to the FBI for his role in the release of a CIA operatives name to the media. Libby is Vice President Dick Cheney’s former Chief of Staff. He resigned during the scandal. Libby now faces possible jail time for these offenses.
Iraq refugee update—As you all know, I have been keeping you informed on the appalling plight of Iraqi refugees. Here is an update. The UK has so far taken in 7 Iraqi refugees while the US has taken in 466. Jordan has 7000. Syria has 850,000. Iraq itself has 750,000 displaced people within its borders. The US , to make matters just a bit more difficult, has decided that earlier passports given after the Saddam regime fell are no longer valid. People stuck in Syria , Jordan , Iran etc... with these passports must now travel an almost impossible road back to Baghdad , which has bombings daily, to get the appropriate passports. The current Iraqi refugee crisis is the largest in the region since 1948 Palestinian and Israeli mass movement. As one humanitarian pointed out, the more desperate the person, the more likely they will be shooting at you for food and security instead of farming and working (Worldview, www.wbez.com, 3/6/07, this is tonight’s homework assignment kiddies)
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March 5 post
Just another bigot in the Republican party—Ann Coulter, the controversial “journalist” (remember journalist is also title of those who write for National Enquirer)/columnist, has landed herself in hot water again. Was it because she called Muslim’s “ragheads?” No, that was so 2001. Was it because she told 9/11 widows to get over themselves? No, that was so 2005. No, extra, extra read all about it, John Edwards is a “f....ot,” well at least according to Ann Coulter. Coulter made the remark during a speech at the American Conservative Union’s Political Action Conference. She has also accused the Edward’s campaign as being a front for Arab terrorists. Conservatives have quickly moved to denounce her remarks. Why is it always republicans that have such intolerant bigots in their party? To be fair, we Democrats have our nutcases, but at least we typically include all regardless of physical, emotional, or mental problems as well as the usual race, sex, religion, sexual orientation etc....
Just another car bombing in Baghdad—20 people died when a car bomb went off in a book market today in Baghdad . Long ago, the market was a place where intellectuals gathered, but now it is a smoldering heap of burned out stalls and the charred remains of paper. The fire caused by the bomb took longer to put out due to all the paper from print shops and book stalls. Don’t hurt books and those that read them! (That would make a good bumper sticker)
Just another denial in a long line of denials— Japan ’s PM Shinzo Abe has again insisted that the Japanese government will not apologize for its use of sexual slaves during WWII. The US House is currently considering a non-binding resolution that would ask for Japan to take clearer responsibility for its enslavement of up to 200,000 women, mostly Chinese and Korean. Japan did somewhat apologize in 1993, but has refused to take full responsibility. Japan ’s current conservative PM Abe has even gone so far as to say that these women were not coerced. He later retracted those statements. In my opinion, which I so freely give in my news you can use, the Japanese government’s denial of its use of sexual slaves (coerced by it or traders etc..) during WWII is the same as someone denying the holocaust happened—both viewpoints deeply disturbing and disgusting.
Just another FEMA screw up—Residents of a FEMA trailer park in Hammond, Louisiana were forced to evacuate the trailer park after mounting problems with raw sewage and lack of electricity. The co-owner of the site blames FEMA for not paying the bills on time, but FEMA blames the co-owner. While the two battle it out, Families living in the 58 units were moved to other sites around the area. Two years on after hurricane Katrina and we “cattle” are still being herded around a grassless prairie by a really ignorant cowboy.
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Just another car bombing in Baghdad—20 people died when a car bomb went off in a book market today in Baghdad . Long ago, the market was a place where intellectuals gathered, but now it is a smoldering heap of burned out stalls and the charred remains of paper. The fire caused by the bomb took longer to put out due to all the paper from print shops and book stalls. Don’t hurt books and those that read them! (That would make a good bumper sticker)
Just another denial in a long line of denials— Japan ’s PM Shinzo Abe has again insisted that the Japanese government will not apologize for its use of sexual slaves during WWII. The US House is currently considering a non-binding resolution that would ask for Japan to take clearer responsibility for its enslavement of up to 200,000 women, mostly Chinese and Korean. Japan did somewhat apologize in 1993, but has refused to take full responsibility. Japan ’s current conservative PM Abe has even gone so far as to say that these women were not coerced. He later retracted those statements. In my opinion, which I so freely give in my news you can use, the Japanese government’s denial of its use of sexual slaves (coerced by it or traders etc..) during WWII is the same as someone denying the holocaust happened—both viewpoints deeply disturbing and disgusting.
Just another FEMA screw up—Residents of a FEMA trailer park in Hammond, Louisiana were forced to evacuate the trailer park after mounting problems with raw sewage and lack of electricity. The co-owner of the site blames FEMA for not paying the bills on time, but FEMA blames the co-owner. While the two battle it out, Families living in the 58 units were moved to other sites around the area. Two years on after hurricane Katrina and we “cattle” are still being herded around a grassless prairie by a really ignorant cowboy.
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March 1
Another one joins the circus—Senator John McCain announced his plans to run for president on David Letterman late. Already considered a candidate, the 70 year old Senator titles his campaign “Commonsense Conservatism.” Is that the same as “compassionate conservatism” promised by the Bush administration, because yeah that was a joke. This is McCain’s second shot at the Republican nomination. He faces steep opposition from Rudi Giuliani.
Not your normal tater—A 74 year old Italian woman got the shock of her life after buying a sack of potatoes at a local market. While washing the spuds, the woman noticed that one seemed particularly heavy. After washing the dirt off the weighty spud, she noticed that it was not a spud but a hand grenade. The grenade is believed to be from WWII and was most likely picked up from a potato farm in France . Police safely detonated the grenade.
Its not you Dan Brown—Think the Di Vinci Code is the best. Wrong! (I would respect you less if you did by the way) British readers voted Jane Austen’s 18th century classic Pride and Prejudice as their most favorite novel (one of mine too), proving the classics are still the best out there...well almost, Harry Potter fans rejoice as JK Rowlings’ hit wizard series comes in 4th. The Lord of the Rings trilogy placed 2nd. What are your number ones?
And in keeping with my three ring circus of news stories—An Indiana man attempted to cash a 50K check from God. The check was signed by “King savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant.” The man was arrested at the Chase bank in which he attempted the fraud and could face jail time. I personally think a check from the devil would have been much more convincing, signed “Lucifer Michael Bezelbub Inferno.”
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Not your normal tater—A 74 year old Italian woman got the shock of her life after buying a sack of potatoes at a local market. While washing the spuds, the woman noticed that one seemed particularly heavy. After washing the dirt off the weighty spud, she noticed that it was not a spud but a hand grenade. The grenade is believed to be from WWII and was most likely picked up from a potato farm in France . Police safely detonated the grenade.
Its not you Dan Brown—Think the Di Vinci Code is the best. Wrong! (I would respect you less if you did by the way) British readers voted Jane Austen’s 18th century classic Pride and Prejudice as their most favorite novel (one of mine too), proving the classics are still the best out there...well almost, Harry Potter fans rejoice as JK Rowlings’ hit wizard series comes in 4th. The Lord of the Rings trilogy placed 2nd. What are your number ones?
And in keeping with my three ring circus of news stories—An Indiana man attempted to cash a 50K check from God. The check was signed by “King savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant.” The man was arrested at the Chase bank in which he attempted the fraud and could face jail time. I personally think a check from the devil would have been much more convincing, signed “Lucifer Michael Bezelbub Inferno.”
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2/26, Oscar edition...
Oh the Oscars...The glitz and the glamour of Hollywood ’s biggest self congratulatory night, the 79th annual academy awards took place last night in sunny California . Martin Scorsese won best director for “The Departed.” If that wasn’t enough for the director who had yet to win an Oscar, “The Departed” took home the most coveted best picture Oscar as well. Chicago ’s Jennifer Hudson took home the Oscar for best supporting actress for her role in “Dreamgirls” and Helen Mirran won best actress for her performance in “The Queen.” Ellen DeGeneres hilariously hosted the show. Will Farrell and Jack Black provided a very entertaining musical number and Meryl Streep never quite got out of character.
My Best Dressed list: Kate Winslet, (if only teal looked that flawless on me), Nicole Kidman (Tom Cruise you dumped this hot red number for Katie Holmes? Dude you are nuts!), Cate Blanchett (She makes us notoriously funny faced English look amazing), Naomi Watts (Yellow is our friend), and Maggie Gyllenhall (classic). Nods to Reese Witherspoon and Jodie Foster as well for classic, simple elegance.
My worst Dressed list: Sadly two stars who should have known better, Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep. You guys stared in a major fashion movie in which you made me want to max out my Visa, now I want to take stuff back! Jennifer Lopez, best dressed my ass! She looked like she got in a fight with a chandelier. Jennifer Hudson, big shoulders, big jacket not a winning combo. Cameron Diaz, dress inspired by paper airplanes, origami lovers would be proud, I am not.
Oh the Razzies...While many of Hollywood’s A listers watched their paycheck’s soar, many (mostly on the B, C, D etc... list) also watched their paychecks sour as the 27th Razzie Awards took place along side the Oscars. “Basic Instinct 2” picked up “top” honors winning worst picture and Sharon Stone (her ninth nomination) took home worst actress for her role in the movie. Wayan’s brother’s comedy, or not, “Little Man” picked up three awards and Shyamalan’s “Lady in the Water” picked up two.
Conservative’s nightmare...Don’t worry Al, Bush can’t steel this one and the Supreme Court holds no sway with the Academy. Al Gore’s global warming documentary won an Oscar for best documentary and best song. The VP has been a champion of the global warming issue post 2000 election blues and might actually do more good for this country than our current president ever could. Not every day does a lesbian win best song for a documentary by a democrat about a “bleeding heart liberal issue” Bush can’t ignore anymore during a ceremony that reaches millions more than the State of the Union ever could. God I love Hollywood !
And this is your Oscar news you can use. I’m sure other things happened today, but does it really matter...no, not when Dior and Oscar De La Renta are concerned.
My Best Dressed list: Kate Winslet, (if only teal looked that flawless on me), Nicole Kidman (Tom Cruise you dumped this hot red number for Katie Holmes? Dude you are nuts!), Cate Blanchett (She makes us notoriously funny faced English look amazing), Naomi Watts (Yellow is our friend), and Maggie Gyllenhall (classic). Nods to Reese Witherspoon and Jodie Foster as well for classic, simple elegance.
My worst Dressed list: Sadly two stars who should have known better, Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep. You guys stared in a major fashion movie in which you made me want to max out my Visa, now I want to take stuff back! Jennifer Lopez, best dressed my ass! She looked like she got in a fight with a chandelier. Jennifer Hudson, big shoulders, big jacket not a winning combo. Cameron Diaz, dress inspired by paper airplanes, origami lovers would be proud, I am not.
Oh the Razzies...While many of Hollywood’s A listers watched their paycheck’s soar, many (mostly on the B, C, D etc... list) also watched their paychecks sour as the 27th Razzie Awards took place along side the Oscars. “Basic Instinct 2” picked up “top” honors winning worst picture and Sharon Stone (her ninth nomination) took home worst actress for her role in the movie. Wayan’s brother’s comedy, or not, “Little Man” picked up three awards and Shyamalan’s “Lady in the Water” picked up two.
Conservative’s nightmare...Don’t worry Al, Bush can’t steel this one and the Supreme Court holds no sway with the Academy. Al Gore’s global warming documentary won an Oscar for best documentary and best song. The VP has been a champion of the global warming issue post 2000 election blues and might actually do more good for this country than our current president ever could. Not every day does a lesbian win best song for a documentary by a democrat about a “bleeding heart liberal issue” Bush can’t ignore anymore during a ceremony that reaches millions more than the State of the Union ever could. God I love Hollywood !
And this is your Oscar news you can use. I’m sure other things happened today, but does it really matter...no, not when Dior and Oscar De La Renta are concerned.
2/22/07 news you can use...
We may not have found much then... But US troops have found evidence of chemical weapons now. No these weapons are not remnants of Saddam’s stock pile (At least on this point, the Bush admin was correct. Saddam had them and used them), but have been found in insurgent and militia stock piles. Earlier this week a bomb was detonated that spread deadly chlorine gas. 2 people were killed, 28 injured. Two other chlorine attacks have been reported. The US is using targeted raids to attempt to stop this kind of warfare before major attacks begin.
You should all be glad I don’t live in Egypt ...An Egyptian blogger has been sentenced to four years in jail for insulting Islam. This is Egypt ’s first blogger to face trial, but certainly not its first journalist. Not that I insult Islam, but I do a lot of insulting in general. I give props to the US for its glorious Constitution.
300 mil plus for us, 150 mil minus for them... Russia is facing a population crisis. The largest country on earth (in land, not people) is losing its population at an alarming rate. Like most industrialized nations, its birthrate has fallen as people are better able to plan pregnancy. However, unlike most industrialized nations, Russia also faces a decline in life expectancy that rivals many third world nations. The average life expectancy is 60 for Russian men, but around 75 for American men. Immigration is a possible solution, but the government remains very xenophobic.
No special treatment for this royal...Britain’s Prince Harry will be deployed to Iraq . The prince attended Sandhurst Military Academy in Britain and has been in the military for the past few years. He is a Second Lieutenant and will assume a troop commander’s role after arrival in Iraq . Critics worry that his presence will increase the likelihood of attacks on his unit by insurgents. A British royal would be quite a prize to insurgents. Prince Henry is third in line for the British throne.
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You should all be glad I don’t live in Egypt ...An Egyptian blogger has been sentenced to four years in jail for insulting Islam. This is Egypt ’s first blogger to face trial, but certainly not its first journalist. Not that I insult Islam, but I do a lot of insulting in general. I give props to the US for its glorious Constitution.
300 mil plus for us, 150 mil minus for them... Russia is facing a population crisis. The largest country on earth (in land, not people) is losing its population at an alarming rate. Like most industrialized nations, its birthrate has fallen as people are better able to plan pregnancy. However, unlike most industrialized nations, Russia also faces a decline in life expectancy that rivals many third world nations. The average life expectancy is 60 for Russian men, but around 75 for American men. Immigration is a possible solution, but the government remains very xenophobic.
No special treatment for this royal...Britain’s Prince Harry will be deployed to Iraq . The prince attended Sandhurst Military Academy in Britain and has been in the military for the past few years. He is a Second Lieutenant and will assume a troop commander’s role after arrival in Iraq . Critics worry that his presence will increase the likelihood of attacks on his unit by insurgents. A British royal would be quite a prize to insurgents. Prince Henry is third in line for the British throne.
This is your short news you can use for today. Got plastic specs to sort out! Enjoy...
February 21 post...
Jumping ship, saving face, or is it all part of the plan...British PM Tony Blair announced that Britain will reduce its military force currently located in southern Iraq . The troop reduction will begin this year and continue throughout 2008. Denmark and Lithuania will also withdraw their troops from Southern Iraq over the next few months. The troop withdraw comes on the eve of a US troop increase in Baghdad and the north. US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice says the withdraw fits within the overall US plan to pass on more authority to the Iraqis. We shall see...
What’s a word among thousands...Children’s book author, Susan Patron lands in hot water after using the word “scrotum” in children’s lit book The Higher Power of Lucky. Numerous schools and libraries across the country have banned the book due to the word and the paragraph describing the main characters reaction to hearing it. The book is aimed at 9 to 12 year olds and would have gone unnoticed if Patron hadn’t received the prestigious Newbery award (like an Oscar for children’s lit) for this book. Instead of banning an entire book due to one word, maybe parents should actually try being responsible for once and take an interest in what their children are reading. What a novel idea!
And this is why we will not win...PM Al-Maliki has fired a top Sunni government leader after Sunni government officials continued to call for an investigation into rape claims by a Sunni woman. As reported yesterday, the woman claims that she was raped by three Iraqi security officials after being taken into custody for allegedly helping insurgents. The woman was taken to a US medical center. The US refuses to comment on the details of the case saying that it was up to the Iraqi government, but did allow the woman to leave with her medical records. Why is it when a woman is raped (albeit allegedly) the US government backs off all of a sudden and says it’s up the Iraqi government? For shame...
When is too much...Television networks, the music industry, and movie studios just don’t know when to quit. ABC, in a grab for more advertising revenue, has decided to create a spin off of Grey’s Anatomy staring Dr. Addison Sheppard. Now, she is my favorite person on Grey’s Anatomy (behind McDreamy of course) but I don’t think I can emotionally tolerate two hours of Grey’s. The new drama will debut in May. No title and no other details have been released.
Oh please, like that’s going to stop them...the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) has sent thousands of complaints to colleges and Universities all over the US demanding that they put a stop to illegal music file sharing. The complaints list the names of individual students who have been caught on various websites. Punishment for downloading includes everything from email warnings to suspension for a semester, to lawsuits for the biggest offenders (those who offer up thousands of songs). The motion picture industry is reeling again after about a million computer nerds unlocked the latest anti piracy codes on the latest DVDs... It’s only a matter of time before the next Bill Gates figures out how to download information off the internet without leaving an IP address.
What’s a word among thousands...Children’s book author, Susan Patron lands in hot water after using the word “scrotum” in children’s lit book The Higher Power of Lucky. Numerous schools and libraries across the country have banned the book due to the word and the paragraph describing the main characters reaction to hearing it. The book is aimed at 9 to 12 year olds and would have gone unnoticed if Patron hadn’t received the prestigious Newbery award (like an Oscar for children’s lit) for this book. Instead of banning an entire book due to one word, maybe parents should actually try being responsible for once and take an interest in what their children are reading. What a novel idea!
And this is why we will not win...PM Al-Maliki has fired a top Sunni government leader after Sunni government officials continued to call for an investigation into rape claims by a Sunni woman. As reported yesterday, the woman claims that she was raped by three Iraqi security officials after being taken into custody for allegedly helping insurgents. The woman was taken to a US medical center. The US refuses to comment on the details of the case saying that it was up to the Iraqi government, but did allow the woman to leave with her medical records. Why is it when a woman is raped (albeit allegedly) the US government backs off all of a sudden and says it’s up the Iraqi government? For shame...
When is too much...Television networks, the music industry, and movie studios just don’t know when to quit. ABC, in a grab for more advertising revenue, has decided to create a spin off of Grey’s Anatomy staring Dr. Addison Sheppard. Now, she is my favorite person on Grey’s Anatomy (behind McDreamy of course) but I don’t think I can emotionally tolerate two hours of Grey’s. The new drama will debut in May. No title and no other details have been released.
Oh please, like that’s going to stop them...the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) has sent thousands of complaints to colleges and Universities all over the US demanding that they put a stop to illegal music file sharing. The complaints list the names of individual students who have been caught on various websites. Punishment for downloading includes everything from email warnings to suspension for a semester, to lawsuits for the biggest offenders (those who offer up thousands of songs). The motion picture industry is reeling again after about a million computer nerds unlocked the latest anti piracy codes on the latest DVDs... It’s only a matter of time before the next Bill Gates figures out how to download information off the internet without leaving an IP address.
Tuesday, February 20 post
If you have $1million to waste...Esther’s Hair salon, in which Britney Spears decided to become Sinead O’Connor, is auctioning off her hair for a cheap million online. Britney’s motive for the new do, or lack of do, has yet to be determined. Some of the proceeds from the sell will apparently go to various charitable organizations. Meanwhile the now balding Spears has been spotted around town wearing various wigs. Hmmmm... I wonder what the million or so cancer survivors who unwillingly shed their locks due to painful chemotherapy think about the spoiled former pop star’s new do. If this is they way you plan on coming back Britney, try singing... oh wait, you never could do that to begin with. (As you can see, I’ve always been on team Justin and team Christina.)
Let’s not let Iraq be the next Pakistan...A new sectarian split has erupted in Baghdad , and this time it centers within the government itself. A Sunni woman announced on Al Jezzera that she had been raped by three members of the Iraqi Security Forces. The woman, whose real name is not yet known, was arrested for helping insurgents and then taken to a police station dominated by Shiites. PM Maliki called for an investigation, but within hours called the investigation off and said that the allegations were not true. Sunni government officials countered saying that medical reports proved that the woman had been raped. The US has yet to offer an opinion on the scandal. And the fighting continues...
How 2007 is suddenly looking like 2003...The US has recently stated that it will attack Iran if one or both of the following occur: A) Iran continues on with its unregulated nuclear weapons program, and/or B) An attack on US troops leads that can be blamed (with “evidence” of course) on Iran. The Iranian government, as expected, dismissed the latest war mongering as nothing but western propaganda. However, the latest posturing by the Bush administration has people on both sides of the pond worried. As I get to say whatever I want seeing as this is my publication, I will offer this up to ponder...
Iranian people:
*Had a more moderate president up to elections in 2001. The country was still relatively undemocratic but it was going places and had made strides in press
Freedom and women’s rights.
Americans:
*Had a more moderate president up to elections in 2000. The country was going places, not too bad of an economy, press freedom was given, and the ladies had
It pretty good.
Iranian people:
*Elected conservative populist who promised reform for the poor and assistance to Iran ’s struggling economy, usually in step with hard line religious leaders that actually head Iran .
Americans:
*Elected or appointed conservative republican president who promised compassionate conservatism and tax breaks to “help” the US economy, usually in step with hard line religious leaders that would like to think they head the US .
Iranian people:
*Silent majority has increased its grumblings about current president and have started to vocally dissent against his current policies. Economy is worse, poor not getting anything, and now face war with US. Parliament attempted to pass resolution to shut president up.
Americans:
*Silent majority became very vocal, kicked president’s party out of Congress. President at all time low approval ratings. Economy not to shabby, poor not getting a dime, and now face war with Iran , as well as already at war with Iraq and Afghanistan . Congress attempted to pass resolution to shame and shut up current president.
So you see...we are all the same... and on that note, this is your news you can use...
Let’s not let Iraq be the next Pakistan...A new sectarian split has erupted in Baghdad , and this time it centers within the government itself. A Sunni woman announced on Al Jezzera that she had been raped by three members of the Iraqi Security Forces. The woman, whose real name is not yet known, was arrested for helping insurgents and then taken to a police station dominated by Shiites. PM Maliki called for an investigation, but within hours called the investigation off and said that the allegations were not true. Sunni government officials countered saying that medical reports proved that the woman had been raped. The US has yet to offer an opinion on the scandal. And the fighting continues...
How 2007 is suddenly looking like 2003...The US has recently stated that it will attack Iran if one or both of the following occur: A) Iran continues on with its unregulated nuclear weapons program, and/or B) An attack on US troops leads that can be blamed (with “evidence” of course) on Iran. The Iranian government, as expected, dismissed the latest war mongering as nothing but western propaganda. However, the latest posturing by the Bush administration has people on both sides of the pond worried. As I get to say whatever I want seeing as this is my publication, I will offer this up to ponder...
Iranian people:
*Had a more moderate president up to elections in 2001. The country was still relatively undemocratic but it was going places and had made strides in press
Freedom and women’s rights.
Americans:
*Had a more moderate president up to elections in 2000. The country was going places, not too bad of an economy, press freedom was given, and the ladies had
It pretty good.
Iranian people:
*Elected conservative populist who promised reform for the poor and assistance to Iran ’s struggling economy, usually in step with hard line religious leaders that actually head Iran .
Americans:
*Elected or appointed conservative republican president who promised compassionate conservatism and tax breaks to “help” the US economy, usually in step with hard line religious leaders that would like to think they head the US .
Iranian people:
*Silent majority has increased its grumblings about current president and have started to vocally dissent against his current policies. Economy is worse, poor not getting anything, and now face war with US. Parliament attempted to pass resolution to shut president up.
Americans:
*Silent majority became very vocal, kicked president’s party out of Congress. President at all time low approval ratings. Economy not to shabby, poor not getting a dime, and now face war with Iran , as well as already at war with Iraq and Afghanistan . Congress attempted to pass resolution to shame and shut up current president.
So you see...we are all the same... and on that note, this is your news you can use...
Tuesday, February 6, 2007
For the girls...
A space triangle worthy of Captain Kirk—Florida police arrested astronaut Lisa Nowak on charges of attempted kidnapping after a confrontation between her and another astronaut, Colleen Shipman Nowak, apparently upset that Shipman was having a relationship with a space shuttle pilot that she claimed, followed the woman through the airport and then confronted her in a parking lot. Shipman called police and Nowak was arrested. Police found knives, garbage bags, and rubber gloves in Nowak’s car and motel room. Nowak is married with three children and is not facing life in prison if convicted. Up next, Jerry Springer broadcasts from the moon.
Clothes make the woman—A study by Unilever found that a majority of women would consider forgoing sex for up to 15 months in exchange for a brand new wardrobe. Furthermore, 61 percent of women responded that it would be worse to loose a favorite clothing item than not have sex for a month. The study also suggests that clothes last longer than many relationships with women hanging on to certain items for up to 12 ½ years, longer than many relationships. It would depend on the wardrobe offered (a whole room (15 x 15, shoes included) from Soho designers or a closet full of Wal Mart).
I wonder if Anna Nicole will sleep with this lawyer—Trim Spa and Anna Nicole Smith have been sued in a class action lawsuit regarding the company’s claims that it can cause rapid and substantial weight loss. The lawsuit questions Trim Spa’s business practices. Trim Spa recently had to pay the federal government 1.2 million in fines regarding questionable science. Exercise more; eat less, the only way to go...or drugs and sex if you prefer the real way.
Wal Mart not so female friendly—An appeals court has ruled that Wal Mart will have to face a class action lawsuit brought by female employees of the retail giant. The suit alleges gender bias when determining promotions and pay. If Wal Mart loses, it could be the biggest payout in history as it is already the biggest class action lawsuit in history (approx. 1.5 million female employees).
Too much free time—You may remember the story reported last week regarding the “bomb” scare in Boston . One of the men charged with hanging up the devices, which turned out to be advertisements for Cartoon Network show “Aqua Teen Hunger Force,” was spotted on surveillance cameras videotaping police and the bomb squad as the squad removed the device. He has admitted that he did not inform police that the devices were harmless and that he, instead, called Turner Broadcasting to inform them of the situation. Doesn’t this man have anything better to do, like I don’t know, get an actual job. I wish I could go around being a “video artist.”
And this is your news you can use!
Clothes make the woman—A study by Unilever found that a majority of women would consider forgoing sex for up to 15 months in exchange for a brand new wardrobe. Furthermore, 61 percent of women responded that it would be worse to loose a favorite clothing item than not have sex for a month. The study also suggests that clothes last longer than many relationships with women hanging on to certain items for up to 12 ½ years, longer than many relationships. It would depend on the wardrobe offered (a whole room (15 x 15, shoes included) from Soho designers or a closet full of Wal Mart).
I wonder if Anna Nicole will sleep with this lawyer—Trim Spa and Anna Nicole Smith have been sued in a class action lawsuit regarding the company’s claims that it can cause rapid and substantial weight loss. The lawsuit questions Trim Spa’s business practices. Trim Spa recently had to pay the federal government 1.2 million in fines regarding questionable science. Exercise more; eat less, the only way to go...or drugs and sex if you prefer the real way.
Wal Mart not so female friendly—An appeals court has ruled that Wal Mart will have to face a class action lawsuit brought by female employees of the retail giant. The suit alleges gender bias when determining promotions and pay. If Wal Mart loses, it could be the biggest payout in history as it is already the biggest class action lawsuit in history (approx. 1.5 million female employees).
Too much free time—You may remember the story reported last week regarding the “bomb” scare in Boston . One of the men charged with hanging up the devices, which turned out to be advertisements for Cartoon Network show “Aqua Teen Hunger Force,” was spotted on surveillance cameras videotaping police and the bomb squad as the squad removed the device. He has admitted that he did not inform police that the devices were harmless and that he, instead, called Turner Broadcasting to inform them of the situation. Doesn’t this man have anything better to do, like I don’t know, get an actual job. I wish I could go around being a “video artist.”
And this is your news you can use!
Sunday, February 4, 2007
I like free...
The Art Institute (of Chicago) will be free February 1-21 for all of us poor people who think 12 dollars is a bit much to see a bunch of paintings and listen to a bunch of noisy children clamour loudly through the halls. So once it gets above zero, it might be nice to pay visit to the lions and the Picassos.
Saturday, February 3, 2007
Go Bears
Chicago—This really sucks for the Cubs...The Super Bowl takes place this weekend on Sunday 2/4/07. Pizza, hot wings, beer, and anything else that might give you a heart attack before the next time the Bears make it to the SB will be consumed in massive quantities. So enjoy now and hit the elliptical later. Don’t forget to wear your Bears gear!
Groundhog—“I saw my shadow. It made me look fat” (New Yorker Cartoon)...That hated hog did not see its shadow this morning. Could that mean spring is just around the corner? Well, today’s high is 7 and tomorrow’s is less than half my age and I’m 23. Spring is laughing at us from the end of a very long cold tunnel. But, who knows, global warming could punt is into the high seventies by next Friday.
Hollywood—McDreamy has McChildren...Patrick Dempsey and his wife Jillian welcomed twin boys into this world this morning. In keeping with the tradition of incredibly weird names, the boys will forever (until they change them upon film/television success) be known as Darby and Sullivan. Ha ha ha ha... actually that makes me laugh out loud when you put the two together. It sounds like a comedy line up or a musical act.
And now for some actual news...
Iraq—I sure hope by now they use recycled paper...The National Intelligence Estimate has issued its report regarding the current Iraq situation and it painted a grim picture for success in Iraq . The report, based on findings from a number of intelligent agencies (which makes me a little nervous b/c I thought we only had three or four), states that chance for success is a bit of a long shot. The Sectarian strife has almost reached a point of no return. Now this is like the twelfth government report that has stated pretty much the same thing...But apparently the twelve report program is the best way to reach President Bush.
Michigan—People are people no matter what they are (story provided by Jen)...The Michigan Court of Appeals has denied public universities and government agencies the right to provide healthcare and other benefits to same sex partners. The court cited a 2004 voter ban on gay marriage as the source for their ruling. With 47 million people without healthcare in the US , why not add a few more to the mix.
Groundhog—“I saw my shadow. It made me look fat” (New Yorker Cartoon)...That hated hog did not see its shadow this morning. Could that mean spring is just around the corner? Well, today’s high is 7 and tomorrow’s is less than half my age and I’m 23. Spring is laughing at us from the end of a very long cold tunnel. But, who knows, global warming could punt is into the high seventies by next Friday.
Hollywood—McDreamy has McChildren...Patrick Dempsey and his wife Jillian welcomed twin boys into this world this morning. In keeping with the tradition of incredibly weird names, the boys will forever (until they change them upon film/television success) be known as Darby and Sullivan. Ha ha ha ha... actually that makes me laugh out loud when you put the two together. It sounds like a comedy line up or a musical act.
And now for some actual news...
Iraq—I sure hope by now they use recycled paper...The National Intelligence Estimate has issued its report regarding the current Iraq situation and it painted a grim picture for success in Iraq . The report, based on findings from a number of intelligent agencies (which makes me a little nervous b/c I thought we only had three or four), states that chance for success is a bit of a long shot. The Sectarian strife has almost reached a point of no return. Now this is like the twelfth government report that has stated pretty much the same thing...But apparently the twelve report program is the best way to reach President Bush.
Michigan—People are people no matter what they are (story provided by Jen)...The Michigan Court of Appeals has denied public universities and government agencies the right to provide healthcare and other benefits to same sex partners. The court cited a 2004 voter ban on gay marriage as the source for their ruling. With 47 million people without healthcare in the US , why not add a few more to the mix.
Thursday, February 1, 2007
Attention all Muggles...
It's official! Potter fans plan your vacations for the last half of July and expect to spend it curled up in a quiet corner and read and read and read! I'm sure, judging from the 5th and 6th books, this is going to be a long one! The longer the better, the longer it lasts! Will Harry live or will he die? Will Hermoine and Ron finally get together? Is Dumbledore really dead? Is Snape as bad as they say? So many questions are about to be answered! Why is it only February!
And the beat goes on....
Boston—A marketing stunt gone very wrong...A bridge, a highway, and part of a river were shut down yesterday after reports came in of a suspicious object was found at each location. Fearing the worst, Boston law enforcement went into full terrorism mode only to find that the devices were nothing more than advertisements for the cult cartoon “Aqua Teen Hunger Force” on Cartoon Network. Boston officials are livid and are investigating possible criminal charges against anyone associated with the devices. Turner Broadcasting and the advertising company responsible for the ads contend that that the ads were up in ten other cities with no problems. Boston has hinted that it will sue to recover lost revenue and costs of the investigation.
UK/USA—Attention all muggles and wizards...The seventh and last book in the Harry Potter series has a release date! “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” will be released on July 21, 2007!! And if that wasn’t enough of greatness, the fifth movie will be released the week before on July 13, 2007. Expect Potter mania to reach feverish heights during the end of July. Don’t forget its Harry’s birthday too! As for me, I’ve put my vacation request for the 13 and 23 off. Work when Harry Potter’s out? No way!
Texas—A sad day for us liberals...Molly Ivins lost her battle with cancer yesterday and passed away at her home in Texas . For those of you who do not know her, she was an incredibly feisty political reporter and columnist who has spent the last few years of her career on a mission to destroy President Bush’s credibility. And for that we should love her! She once remarked that an unfortunate Texas politician would need watering if his IQ got any lower. And for lines like that we should love her.
France—I could go for some “Zzzzzss”...The French health ministry has ordered a study on the value of the nap, not for kindergartners, but for us grown adults in the working world. If the study points to need for more rest and less stress, then the nap could become a part of the French work policy. French people not only work only 35 hours per week, 5 weeks of vacation (starting out), and now they get naps! Sometimes capitalism just sucks out my soul... and makes me sleepy!
France—It’s getting hot hot hot!...The UN climate study will be released tomorrow and surprise, surprise, it doesn’t look good for us. In the most strongly worded language (and trust me this is strong for the UN), the group of scientists made up from every country in the world has stated that global warming is “very likely” caused by humans. Not only are we responsible for global warming, the report also points out that we “more than likely” are responsible for the increase in deadly hurricanes including Katrina. The report also estimates that the global temperature could increase by up to 10 degrees by 2100. I really need to get in bikini shape real quick if I’m going to be able to swim outside in January come 2030!
This is your news you can use. Enjoy and keep those lights off!
UK/USA—Attention all muggles and wizards...The seventh and last book in the Harry Potter series has a release date! “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” will be released on July 21, 2007!! And if that wasn’t enough of greatness, the fifth movie will be released the week before on July 13, 2007. Expect Potter mania to reach feverish heights during the end of July. Don’t forget its Harry’s birthday too! As for me, I’ve put my vacation request for the 13 and 23 off. Work when Harry Potter’s out? No way!
Texas—A sad day for us liberals...Molly Ivins lost her battle with cancer yesterday and passed away at her home in Texas . For those of you who do not know her, she was an incredibly feisty political reporter and columnist who has spent the last few years of her career on a mission to destroy President Bush’s credibility. And for that we should love her! She once remarked that an unfortunate Texas politician would need watering if his IQ got any lower. And for lines like that we should love her.
France—I could go for some “Zzzzzss”...The French health ministry has ordered a study on the value of the nap, not for kindergartners, but for us grown adults in the working world. If the study points to need for more rest and less stress, then the nap could become a part of the French work policy. French people not only work only 35 hours per week, 5 weeks of vacation (starting out), and now they get naps! Sometimes capitalism just sucks out my soul... and makes me sleepy!
France—It’s getting hot hot hot!...The UN climate study will be released tomorrow and surprise, surprise, it doesn’t look good for us. In the most strongly worded language (and trust me this is strong for the UN), the group of scientists made up from every country in the world has stated that global warming is “very likely” caused by humans. Not only are we responsible for global warming, the report also points out that we “more than likely” are responsible for the increase in deadly hurricanes including Katrina. The report also estimates that the global temperature could increase by up to 10 degrees by 2100. I really need to get in bikini shape real quick if I’m going to be able to swim outside in January come 2030!
This is your news you can use. Enjoy and keep those lights off!
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Las Vegas—Lauren Nelson aka Miss Oklahoma , was crowned Miss America last night. The annual pageant owned by Donald Trump has been a source of much controversy lately as one contestant was recently in rehab and another was de-crowned after posing naked when she was in her teens. Lauren Nelson is an aspiring Broadway actress. As a side note, I actually knew a Miss Illinois once. She went to North Central. She was also an aspiring Broadway actress.
New York—Domo Origato (sp) Mr. Roboto...New York is to have its first robotic parking garage. The Chinatown garage fits 67 cars in a space that would normally fit only 24. The garage parks and fetches your car with no human intervention (except to pay). All is done through elevator and conveyor. The garage will cost $400 per month or $25 per day. This is not the first of its kind in the world. Europe and the Middle East have quite a few. It is only the second garage of this type in the US . The other garage in New Jersey has had a few problems, like dropping cars. I think McMaster needs something like that, only it also conveys you directly too your desk on cold mornings in an insulated bubble.
Greece—Nuns on the run...A group of nuns have holed themselves up behind a Monastery after accumulating massive debt when their knitting business failed. The nuns had blown money on six knitting machines as well as trips to fashion shows to observe the latest in wool wear. Seeing red, the nuns fled as creditors began knocking at the door. As one BBC broadcaster delicately put it... “It’s not how do you solve the problem of Maria...its how do you solve the problem of the 52 Marias .”
Poland—From the Pope to your backside... The historic lace making village of Koniakow has switched from making alter and table cloths to g-strings. The town has a 200 year old tradition of fine lace craftsmanship that simply isn’t as profitable as it once was before. So, in order to continue the lace making industry, a number of village inhabitants have turned to sexy lingerie. While controversial in this usually conservative village, the business has taken off and is flourishing as orders come in from around the world. Sex always sells better than a table cloth!
West Virginia —A big bang...A gas station exploded this morning killing at least 4 people and seriously wounding nine others. Attendants had just called the fire department to report a possible leak in a propane tank when the station exploded. The fire truck had just pulled up. At least two firefighters are among the injured. The force of the explosion was felt a mile away at a ski resort.
This is your news you can use for the day... I hope you all enjoy...
New York—Domo Origato (sp) Mr. Roboto...New York is to have its first robotic parking garage. The Chinatown garage fits 67 cars in a space that would normally fit only 24. The garage parks and fetches your car with no human intervention (except to pay). All is done through elevator and conveyor. The garage will cost $400 per month or $25 per day. This is not the first of its kind in the world. Europe and the Middle East have quite a few. It is only the second garage of this type in the US . The other garage in New Jersey has had a few problems, like dropping cars. I think McMaster needs something like that, only it also conveys you directly too your desk on cold mornings in an insulated bubble.
Greece—Nuns on the run...A group of nuns have holed themselves up behind a Monastery after accumulating massive debt when their knitting business failed. The nuns had blown money on six knitting machines as well as trips to fashion shows to observe the latest in wool wear. Seeing red, the nuns fled as creditors began knocking at the door. As one BBC broadcaster delicately put it... “It’s not how do you solve the problem of Maria...its how do you solve the problem of the 52 Marias .”
Poland—From the Pope to your backside... The historic lace making village of Koniakow has switched from making alter and table cloths to g-strings. The town has a 200 year old tradition of fine lace craftsmanship that simply isn’t as profitable as it once was before. So, in order to continue the lace making industry, a number of village inhabitants have turned to sexy lingerie. While controversial in this usually conservative village, the business has taken off and is flourishing as orders come in from around the world. Sex always sells better than a table cloth!
West Virginia —A big bang...A gas station exploded this morning killing at least 4 people and seriously wounding nine others. Attendants had just called the fire department to report a possible leak in a propane tank when the station exploded. The fire truck had just pulled up. At least two firefighters are among the injured. The force of the explosion was felt a mile away at a ski resort.
This is your news you can use for the day... I hope you all enjoy...
Monday, January 29, 2007
Radio power
I found this picture yesterday in an book review in the New York Times (www.nytimes.com) I think its cool. Power to the radio!
Earth, the final frontier...
Below is my first news brief. While I am a great advocate of freedom of speech, I do ask that any comments be responsible and made respectfully. Personal attacts are immature and childish...
Sudan—What did you expect when you cause the deaths of thousands of people...Sudan has been passed over again as the chair for the African Union due to its inability and unwillingness to address the violence in Darfur. Hundreds of thousands of people have died and millions have been forced into refugee camps. Rape and murder is frequently used by both rebels and the Sudanese military. Sudan continues is harsh stance against proposed UN Peacekeepers despite strong international pressure to comply. Ghana has been chosen instead to head the Union ’s rotating presidency. It is considered one of the most prosperous nations in the region. Heads of state from other African nations feel embarrassed by Sudan ’s actions and want to portray a more progressive face to the rest of the world.
India—Ministers of death...Swiss drug maker Novartis has filed suit against the Indian government regarding its right to patent a popular cancer/chemotherapy medication. India is one of the biggest producers of generic drugs for the third world and believes that patenting the expensive drug would have disastrous consequences for the millions of poor who could not afford a non generic drug. Novartis argues that it already gives enough of the drug away for free and that it should be allowed to protect its property. Sadly,Norvatis ailed to pay attention to India ’s latest census figures before issuing its statement The drug company gives the drug for free to about 6,000 people in India and 20,000 people worldwide. Last time I checked India has 1 billion people and the world currently stands at about 6.5 billion people. Protests have, of course, ensued.
Hollywood—they just don’t like Beyonce...the drama continues to unfold as “Dreamgirls” execs are stumbling around trying to figure out how the movie did not warrant a nomination for Hollywood’s top prize—Oscar nominee for Best picture. Despite an aggressive campaign, the movie will have to settle for its 8 other nominations. I think it’s because it has Beyonce in it. You can’t take a movie seriously if it stars a former Austin Powers girl no matter how good the supporting cast is!
Gibraltar—Hasn’t anyone ever heard of a bucket...A tanker has ran aground along the coast of Gibraltar and is currently spilling tons of oil and other toxins into the ocean surrounding the coast. The Gibraltar coast is full of wildlife and reefs. Oil has already begun to wash up on beaches. The weather is being blamed for this accident. Last week another ship ran aground off the coast of the UK due to violent weather. Oil and BMW motorbikes washed up on shore. So the cycle goes, global warming causes dangerous weather, dangerous weather causes accidents, accidents cause pollution, and pollution causes global warming. We’re screwed.
Paris—and global warming causes UN panels...the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change is meeting this week to finalize a report on global warming. The report by scientists from around the world is expected to be grim. Earth is currently warmer than it has been in thousands of years. Critics argue that the study is not as comprehensive as it should as it does not take into account ice sheets melting in Greenland and Antarctica . If taken into account, sea levels could rise nearly five feet by 2100. It is predicted that by 2030, 2,000 of Indonesia ’s 18,000 islands could be completely submerged.
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Sudan—What did you expect when you cause the deaths of thousands of people...Sudan has been passed over again as the chair for the African Union due to its inability and unwillingness to address the violence in Darfur. Hundreds of thousands of people have died and millions have been forced into refugee camps. Rape and murder is frequently used by both rebels and the Sudanese military. Sudan continues is harsh stance against proposed UN Peacekeepers despite strong international pressure to comply. Ghana has been chosen instead to head the Union ’s rotating presidency. It is considered one of the most prosperous nations in the region. Heads of state from other African nations feel embarrassed by Sudan ’s actions and want to portray a more progressive face to the rest of the world.
India—Ministers of death...Swiss drug maker Novartis has filed suit against the Indian government regarding its right to patent a popular cancer/chemotherapy medication. India is one of the biggest producers of generic drugs for the third world and believes that patenting the expensive drug would have disastrous consequences for the millions of poor who could not afford a non generic drug. Novartis argues that it already gives enough of the drug away for free and that it should be allowed to protect its property. Sadly,Norvatis ailed to pay attention to India ’s latest census figures before issuing its statement The drug company gives the drug for free to about 6,000 people in India and 20,000 people worldwide. Last time I checked India has 1 billion people and the world currently stands at about 6.5 billion people. Protests have, of course, ensued.
Hollywood—they just don’t like Beyonce...the drama continues to unfold as “Dreamgirls” execs are stumbling around trying to figure out how the movie did not warrant a nomination for Hollywood’s top prize—Oscar nominee for Best picture. Despite an aggressive campaign, the movie will have to settle for its 8 other nominations. I think it’s because it has Beyonce in it. You can’t take a movie seriously if it stars a former Austin Powers girl no matter how good the supporting cast is!
Gibraltar—Hasn’t anyone ever heard of a bucket...A tanker has ran aground along the coast of Gibraltar and is currently spilling tons of oil and other toxins into the ocean surrounding the coast. The Gibraltar coast is full of wildlife and reefs. Oil has already begun to wash up on beaches. The weather is being blamed for this accident. Last week another ship ran aground off the coast of the UK due to violent weather. Oil and BMW motorbikes washed up on shore. So the cycle goes, global warming causes dangerous weather, dangerous weather causes accidents, accidents cause pollution, and pollution causes global warming. We’re screwed.
Paris—and global warming causes UN panels...the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change is meeting this week to finalize a report on global warming. The report by scientists from around the world is expected to be grim. Earth is currently warmer than it has been in thousands of years. Critics argue that the study is not as comprehensive as it should as it does not take into account ice sheets melting in Greenland and Antarctica . If taken into account, sea levels could rise nearly five feet by 2100. It is predicted that by 2030, 2,000 of Indonesia ’s 18,000 islands could be completely submerged.
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Sunday, January 28, 2007
News of the day finds a home...
As my news of the day readership continues to expand well outside the realm of email possibility, I have decided to create a repository of my "News you can use." Hopefully, providing that I can remember, I will post my daily news updates here for all to read and enjoy (or not to enjoy). Don't forget the book blog too if anyone is looking for some good (or bad) books to read!
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